It's Not Going To Lick Itself Candy Cane Hoodie
The Heavyweight
6.5oz garment-dyed cotton. Heavier hand, broken-in feel.
Made in the USA
Designed and printed in our Ohio studio. No drop-shippers.
Gift-Ready
Optional gift wrap and hand-printed card. Ship to recipient.
Holiday Guarantee
If it doesn't arrive in time for the holiday, we'll make it right.
Part of our holiday collection — original designs printed on our 6.5oz garment-dyed Holiday Heavyweight, made to order in our Ohio studio.
Wear it on the holiday. Then wear it the rest of the year.
- 6.5oz heavyweight 100% cotton, garment-dyed
- Pre-shrunk, unisex fit, true to size
- Original artwork by our in-house design team
- Designed, printed, and shipped from Ohio, USA
Unisex fit, true to size. Pre-shrunk — the size you order is the size you keep.
- 6.5oz garment-dyed 100% cotton
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for durability
- Ribbed crewneck collar
- Slightly oversized fit; size down for a tailored look
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Made-to-order. Ships in 2 business days. Free standard shipping on orders over $75.
- Standard (5–7 business days)
- Express (2–3 business days)
- Overnight (next business day)
- 30-day no-questions returns
Reviews
The fabric is a real upgrade.
Bought one for my mom and one for my sister. The garment dye is the difference — feels like a tee I'd actually buy for myself, not a novelty gift.
Wrapping was lovely.
Shipped straight to my mom. The handwritten card was a nice touch — way better than the gift-wrap option from any other site I've used.
True to size, soft from day one.
Ordered M and it fits exactly as described. Heavier than I expected in a good way.
Already pre-ordered Father's Day.
The shirt was a hit. Joined the Holiday Insider list and got 10% off. Will keep doing this every holiday.